composer FAIL #22

Ahh...they're starting to pile up, aren't they? I want to preface this composer FAIL by saying that this one didn't hurt so badly. So what if my stomach got ripped apart? So what if my guts are on the floor? And, who cares if I'm bludgeoned to death with my own flesh? You're laughing, right? You're laughing with me?
Here is the latest:

What? You DON'T like my piece for 9 violas? I mean, I could be potentially teaching an orchestration class that discusses writing for viola ensemble, and you're telling me that's a bad idea?